Hey there. How’s it going?
Got a question for you. Do you, by chance, know what the heck happened to November?
You know you’re dink when you log in and WordPress tells you it’s been “awhile” since we’ve talked. So, what’s new with you?
I’ve been trying to muster the energy to create a list of things to do. A new list. My list for the past three weeks included such gems including, but not limited to leaving my job, buying a new car, hosting Thanksgiving for family (and avoiding losing my mind in the process) and catching up on some sleep. This new list involves some numbers. Like 10.
10 is the number of hours in the day I am a semi functioning human being lately.
7 is the number of balls of yarn I have to knit a car seat blanket for the babysaurus.
3 is the number of weeks left until I am officially “full term”. I feel I should knit said blanket ASAP.
41 is the number of days until my “due date”. I feel like I have plenty of time to knit said blanket.
96 is the number of yards in this skein of handspun eye candy.

34 is the number of times a day I pet it and wonder what to turn it into.
15 is the number of Christmas cards I need to send out by tomorrow.
20 is the number of days left until Christmas.
156 is the number of stitches worked up on this baby surprise jacket.

And I’m pretty sure it’s all wrong.
24 is the number of cherry flavored candy canes hanging on the tree.
13 is the number of emails I need to write and/or return. We won’t even discuss the number of phone calls to be made.
5 is the number of trash bags I’ve filled to donate to Goodwill.
987 is the number of times a day I get kicked in various body parts stretched around the tummy. 4 is the age I expect I’ll be signing her up to play soccer.
56 could be the number of people I have to bake cookies for as gifts. I’m sorta fuzzy on the exact count right now.
38 is the number of additional hours it took to finally post and communicate with you, the outside world, because apparently ISP’s can’t be depended on anymore in this day and age of half-caf-coffee-to-go and the ten-second-fast-food-cheeseburger.
2 is the number of years I have said I will start Christmas albums and traditions.
0 is the amount of energy I have to do any of these things.
Today is the day I am going to start.
And this amount of cuteness can’t be assigned any specific integer.
